Quinn: And here I thought you were only dating me for my good looks. Quinn: Someone lose a dog? I found him next door in my yard, again. Do you know how frustrating it is that you're always doing the exact opposite of what I say? Joan Walden: I asked you to do one thing today, Conrad keep the house clean. Joan Walden: Yes, Sally, for a week, but that's none of your business. Now, again, I hope you're going to ground him. "All of her important clients will be here." But he went right ahead, and wrecked the house, and let Nevins get away. "Mom's throwing a very important party," I said. Why today? Why did you have to pick today to destroy the house? You know what's happening today. Joan Walden: Oh, really? And how exactly, was it Sally's fault?Ĭonrad: Uh.give me a minute. Joan Walden: You are so lucky you didn't ruin this dress.Ĭonrad: Mom, I know you're angry, but there's something you need to know: This was all Sally's fault. Larry Quinn/Threat of Military School/Joan gets Called Sally Indoor stair luge? I'll have to add this one to my list.Ĭonrad: Go have no fun somewhere else. Sally: Do you know how hard it's getting to tell people that we're related?Ĭonrad: Relax. You are about to witness the third most spectacular stunt ever performed under this roof! Sally: Number 10: Make tomorrow's to-do list.Ĭonrad: Ladies and gentlemen! Nevins, your attention, please. Number 5: Create lasting childhood memories. Sally: Today's to-do list: Number 1 Make to-do list. Something magical would happen to a sister and her brother. Narrator: And at the end of this street, in a house like any other, Narrator: Here the hedges were hedged, the weeds were all weeded,Īnd lawns were mowed daily twice daily if needed. Where neighbour greeted neighbour with a neighbourly "Hey!" Narrator: If you leave Humberfloob's and turn left onto Main,ģ miles down, you'll find Lipplapper Lane,Ī pleasant-enough street in a pleasant-enough way How can we make your dreams come true? Please hold. I promise, my kids'll be on their best behaviour. Joan, let me make this perfectly clear: If your house is as messy as last time. Humberfloob, I have to get home to my kids. Hank Humberfloob: This is where people can meet our real estate agents in an informal, yet hygienic setting. Hank Humberfloob: As you know, tonight is our bimonthly Meet & Greet party. Hank Humberfloob: FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED!!!!! Hank Humberfloob: First I'd like to welcome aboard our newest member of the Humberfloob family, Jim McFlinnagan! Hank Humberfloob: Attention, everyone, It's 9:02. Joan Walden: Well, I need to come home right away. Joan Walden: Whadda ya mean you're leaving? You're a babysitter Babysitters don't leave, they sit. In the spotless real estate office run by Hank Humberfloob. Narrator: So our story begins at the corner of Main and Montroob, To sailboats, and gibble-grated berry juice bladders. Narrator: It's a town that's not huge, but quite big enough,įor buyers and sellers to sell and buy stuff įrom shoes and shirts and elongated ladders, Narrator: In the valley that stretches from this hill to that hill,Ī city is nestled - that city is Anville. Narrator: There are gajillions of stories of mischief and fun,īut to keep things simple, let's start with just one Ībout a mom and 2 kids, and a house and a hat,īut soon enough, we will get to all that. SCRIPT Opening/Humberfloob Real-Estate/Joan Walden 2 Epilogue: The villains at the Hood's base.
1.15 The Cat and Jimmy & Friends Come Back/Clean Up the House/Joan Dumps Quinn/The Party/Ending.1.14 The House is Wrecked/The Cat and the heroes leave.
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